Thursday, August 25, 2016

On the Death of Barry Chamish

ברוך דיין האמת

Today we celebrated the sweet results of our efforts: the death of Jewish traitor and enemy Barry Chamish. Our efforts to ensure his quickly death - cast upon him through the age-old kabbalistic curse of the Pulsa D'nura, passed down from antiquity by our righteous sages - appeared early Monday morning when our angels smote him. Azriel's deeds are most unexpected.

In Chamish's final months he was driven to anguish, no doubt the result of us Sabetaycilik and our unconditional hunger for revenge on the man who so slandered us and our messiah, AMIRAH. It should come as no surprise that Chamish's sudden death occurred shortly after the (staged) coup attempt in Turkey against president Erdogan, and the revelation by two anonymous Ma'aminim concerning the withering safety of their close-knit community by the Sunni cockroaches. Amirah's great merits have protected us in the past, now they will protect us into the unknowing murk of the future.

May he burn in Gehinnom for the evil speech he inflicted on Amriah and followers of Amirah, both past and present. We pray that HaShem destroy all enemies of the Ma'aminim - whether by flame or by sickness or by the destructive hand - so that we may complete our holy tikkun and put an end to the continuing fragmentation of Creation through the great plagues of modernity, capitalism, and (neo)liberalism. May the final Moshiach come quickly due to our great efforts.

In Amirah's name, omayn v'omayn.

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